im doing two big things this afternoon that are out of my comfort zone regarding confronting my parents about things

where is my reward, life

butazaru:

STOP SCROLLING.

let’s just take this moment to appreciate how much our starter pokemon loves us

Okay continue.

can i still be excited that i got a cute contra player to talk to me firstand even give me his number

because that happened like a week ago

but it still makes me happy

have you ever had days were you were so sick that the spectrum of your voice is will ferrell to a straw being pulled out of a fast food cup, and the most you can manage to do is in the day is crawl out of bed to digest breakfast

humblyjumbly: